never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you never un-have a 4some
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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