So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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