Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
