ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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