apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Did I show you my penis last night?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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