we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
