i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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