well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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