So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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