Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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