i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Do vagina's smell?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
