The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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