"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
time to smoke my breakfast
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I love having hate sex.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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