why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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