I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she looked like the before picture.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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