i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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