it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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