I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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