I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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