dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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