I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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