We're facebook friends in real life
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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