sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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