Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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