so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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