watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
