Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
only if we run a train.
done.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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