So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
