East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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