for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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