My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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