return my video game
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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