I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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