you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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