She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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