come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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