in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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