So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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