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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

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Where are you?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Strip Club

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(702): View more from Nevada

oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve

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(908): View more from New Jersey

the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father

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i think girls just don't want to fuck you

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(214): View more from Texas

He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.

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(206): View more from Washington

Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.

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(937): View more from Ohio

and eventually we just all took our pants off

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