I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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