Barsexuality is the new black.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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