I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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