she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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