But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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