Whoa Z and x make the same sound
no you cant smoke seaweed
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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