when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
