Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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