yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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