Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
All the doctor said was why
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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