Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This baby is an asshole
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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