bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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