Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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