i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
ok first of all what the fuck
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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