Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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