she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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