ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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