wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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